We go to the movies to be entertained, not see rape, ransacking, pillage and looting. We can get all that in the stock market.
– Kennedy Gammage (The Richland Report)
If you’re long equities, you’re getting raped in the face. I suggest heading to the movies for “Watchmen” and avoid thinking about your mismanaged life. Take a date and burn two Jackson’s getting tickets, an oily tub of popcorn and a monstrous carbonated beverage. You deserve it after having your ass handed to you this week. You may as well spend the money on bodily pleasure rather than inflicting more psychological pain.