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Over Trading

Tuesday was a lesson on the virtues of patience and discipline as I unsuccessfully tried to short the market. Things still look grim for the bulls, but there is too much churning for me to make money as I get frustrated switching positions and paying commissions for pennies. Over trading is more than taxing on…


Grrr…

Look out below!!! This market is heavy, so stay defensive or short. Feed Burner/Google Reader doesn’t seem to be picking up my last post, so I’m hoping this one helps.


Doh

My computer chord is broken, so I won’t be blogging/tweeting over the next few days.


God Bless the King

I don’t wear cologne. No deodorant. That shit smells gross, girly, and is liable to give you cancer. Real women like the sent of my putrid sac, and if they don’t, they grin and bear it. Nevertheless, that doesn’t keep me from dreaming about a magically scented potion that would bring even the prudest of…


The Pain Of Gluttony

Thursday evening, itching all over and writhing in pain, I prayed to the Twin Pink Goddesses Bismol and Benadryl. It was getting harder to breath as red and white splotches began to texture my skin, but there was nothing to be done. Note to self: don’t use the epipen for recreation, you just might need…


I’m Not Gonna Lie

I sure am glad The Fly took the hit and not me. Here is the post I feared I would be writing tonight. Therein you will find what could have been my future had I not eaten two Xanax and overslept till 11am PST. Even upon waking, Fate conspired to aid me as my melanomic…


Welcome to the New Depression

The market will zig and zag till everyone has lost interest and is broke; cease participation or face death from over trading. Wake up late, take a bong rip, and get in the bath. If you turn on CNBC, keep it on mute and listen to something less caustic like ocean waves (I prefer pornographic…


War on the Way?

“It’s War” declares Matt Drudge following an English report about an Indian EDITORIAL. Yes, an editorial just might start WWW3 if people continue to read the headlines. I mentioned the possibility of the markets pricing in a major war a few weeks ago here, but I didn’t think it would happen a week later.


Nothing New To Report

The market made some moderate progress, nothing too exciting. Short term the trend is up, long term we’re still looking grim.