Setting up my own website and email is turning out to be easier than I expected. Unfortunately, creating content is not, but expect regular updates as I undress my virtual avatar for the leering trolls on the interwebs.

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Tuesday was a lesson on the virtues of patience and discipline as I unsuccessfully tried to short the market. Things still look grim for the bulls, but there is too much churning for me to make money as I get frustrated switching positions and paying commissions for pennies. Over trading is more than taxing on…

Look out below!!! This market is heavy, so stay defensive or short. Feed Burner/Google Reader doesn’t seem to be picking up my last post, so I’m hoping this one helps.

My computer chord is broken, so I won’t be blogging/tweeting over the next few days.

I don’t wear cologne. No deodorant. That shit smells gross, girly, and is liable to give you cancer. Real women like the sent of my putrid sac, and if they don’t, they grin and bear it. Nevertheless, that doesn’t keep me from dreaming about a magically scented potion that would bring even the prudest of…

Thursday evening, itching all over and writhing in pain, I prayed to the Twin Pink Goddesses Bismol and Benadryl. It was getting harder to breath as red and white splotches began to texture my skin, but there was nothing to be done. Note to self: don’t use the epipen for recreation, you just might need…