Today’s Twitterd Tickers $FAZ $C $BAC $AAPL $STT

Here are the tickers making noise on StockTwits. Apple looks ready to plunge into the abyss. If you’re a regular reader of Smoking Securities, you know I think AAPL is a dog. $27 cash is great, but using using a low estimate of 4.66 EPS next year, a 10 PE makes this a $74 stock….


Historical Indeed

A new guy moves to the White House every eight years. I think the real news is here; today was the biggest Dow drop on inauguration in history. Volatility is screaming upwards, and clearly fewer stocks are in bullish formations. The tape still warrants selling the rips, and I suspect we’re in for bigger dips….


Quote Critique

“A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation and whim.” – Kenneth Chang (NY Times journalist) Misinformation and whim probably account for more market trading than I’d like to imagine.


Portfolio Theory $DBC $EEM $IWN $IYR $PLW

Here is the weekly rundown of the 5 least correlated liquid ETFs. DBC is showing some signs of life on minuscule volume. Intuitively, I’m bullish commodities, but since they remain in a technical downtrend, I remain cautious. Emerging markets are bouncing within a newly formed downtrend. EEM looks capable of rallying from this point, and…


Quote Critique

“The public may boo me, but when I go home and think of my money, I clap.”– Horace (Roman poet-critic, Epistles, c. 20 BC) The boos of the public don’t concern me, but I plan on dying penniless, surrounded by the people I love. Money has incredible value, but only if you can give it…


Rally Shmally

Call me a complacent bear, but I think the market has an ass kicking in store for the bulls. Yes, that’s a new low for the banking index. Yes, there may be a major pop due to government shenanigans. Yes, it will probably be a fantastic shorting opportunity. Stocks on the NYSE are increasingly volatile…


Bullshit is $BAC

Bank of America (a.k.a. Countrywide Lynch) “surprised” the Street, and cratered to a new low. This chart has been screaming sell for months, and unless you have a short investment time frame, stay away from this monstrosity. The market is putting in a helluva rally at the time of this post. Volatility remains high, so…


Quote Critique

“Excellent firms don’t believe in excellence – only in constant improvement and constant change.”– Tom Peters (In Search of Excellence) Constant improvement and change is an unfortunate but necessary condition of existence within the rat race. It requires a degree of self loathing to catalyze the desired transformation, for if one is at peace, no…


Cash Is King

Market conditions continue to deteriorate as panic spreads around the globe. My SPX indicator made a new O, signaling increased volatility and fewer stocks in bullish formations. Buyers should step to the sidelines and wait till the current rush to safety subsides. The buy write index continues to outperform the underlying SPX, reinforcing my bearish…


No Jobs at $AAPL

Word on the Street is Steve can no longer run the show at Apple. Here’s the Bloomberg scoop. Though this chart doesn’t reflect the new low of $76.51, it does reinforce my belief that surprises tend to move stocks in the direction of the primary trend. Participants long Apple stock are prone to frustration and…